It followed him about
While Winston slept
It chased his dreams
Or lay there round and stout
It licked his face
It bit his hand
It growled
It snarled
It smelt
It gnawed away at Winston’s faith
In God
In man
In self.– Peter Brown
Please, read the whole thing. Here’s a taste:
Our error is that we Democrats are far less understanding than we think we are. Our version of understanding the other side is to look at them from a psychological point of view while being completely unwilling to take their arguments seriously. “Well, he can’t help himself, he’s a right-wing religious zealot, so of course he’s going to think like that.” “Republicans who never served in war are hypocrites to send young men to die. ” “Republicans are homophobes, probably because they can’t deal with their secret desires.” Anything but actually listening and responding to the arguments being made.
2. I was at one time a state chairman of the 3rd largest political party in America.
3. The first record I ever owned was an EP recording of the Banana Splits, featuring the classic tune “Doin’ The Banana Split”, which, oddly enough, was written and produced by late great Barry White.
4. My first job was pumping gas, back before the proliferation of self-serve gas stations.
5. In high school, I was runner-up in the voting for “Class Clown”.
6. I am a member of the United States Chess Federation, and am arguably the worst chess player in that entire organization.
7. My birthday falls on the anniversary of both the end of the American Revolutionary War and the beginning of the Second World War.
8. When I was in first grade, my life’s ambition was to become a Harlem Globetrotter.
9. I have had bylines in two different newspapers, one of which is now defunct. I don’t think there’s a connection there, but I can’t be sure.
10. I am named after a misdemeanor.
This is in a city and state which are going to vote overwhelmingly for President Bush. What must it be like in battleground states?